In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas rant about the following:

- Ronnie's ordination process for Ronnie (dozens of pages of paper writing, an oral exam, and probably a sabbatical or three)

- The Mr. Rogers phenomenon - why is everyone so attached to Fred Rogers?

- When everybody is always mad about everything online, why do people get surprised when people are outraged at their social media posts?

- Summer camp experiences from gross games to altar calls