Ho, Ho, Ho kids, it's time for a Monkey Butt Christmas. It's a family show as my lovely wife Sona joins the fray to discuss what it was like growing up with no Christmas as member of a Jehovah's Witness family. We also kick around some fond Christmas memories, our favorite Christmas movies, and I bemoan the loss of a beloved Christmas tradition, "The Chocolate Fountain". Fozzy shows off his new phone, we do a little Kahki Pimpin', and Logan's leads us out with his "Jingle Bells Rendition". WARNING: The first fifteen or so minutes of the show contains a theological discussion. Leave it to Sona to bring something of actual substance to our usual 45 minutes of fart jokes.