Metroid Dread is real. It's REAL. A video game. You can play it. Why aren't you playing it right now? Why are you reading this podcast description instead of basking in the warm glow, the shining bliss, the godly rays of Metroid Dread. Metroid Dread is that feeling you get on a cold winter's night huddled up to the fire. It's the sweet smell of honey on an autumn breeze, the taste of melted butter on a fresh piece of toast. Metroid Dread exists and so do you. Let's talk about it.