It’s Pumpkin Spice season, but is it too soon?  This week, a man suffers from having to take care of his wife, but gets a big settlement.  AirBNB is more awful than you’d think.  A guy wants to know if those fingers are still available on Facebook Marketplace.  A guy breaks into the pound and lets the dogs out, but it’s worse than you’d think.  Finally, it’s a fish, it’s a canoe, not it’s David S. Pumpkin rolling down the river!  Grab your asshole dogs, and welcome back to The Hour!