Dexter cosplay should never involve real blood, but here we are.

This week on Cursewords and Crayons, we’re diving headfirst into the twisted, cosplay-fueled chaos that is the case of Mark Twitchell. Mark was an aspiring filmmaker, serial killer wannabe, and full-blown menace hiding behind a plastic mask and a love for Dexter Morgan.

That’s right: this dude didn’t just admire the TV show. He basically tried to turn it into a how-to manual. Spoiler alert...it did not go well (but also, horrifyingly, it kind of did).

From fake dating profiles to a kill room set up in a garage, we’re talking about a case so baffling it could’ve been a rejected Netflix original script. Only this one is real—and it’s terrifying.

So pour yourself something strong, lock the garage door, and settle in for a case that brings out the rage, the rants, and yes, Zee’s fully justified shouting into the void.

☠️ As always, we bring the theories, the commentary, and the chaotic good energy—because if we don’t laugh, we’re just going to start rage-cleaning.

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