Welcome back to Nerds Without Pants! This week we go over what ended up being a really tricky Stage Select, spoil the hell out of Twelve Minutes (check the timestamps in the notes), and have a battle of Odysseys in a steel cage match. Enjoy!

00:00-07:20 Introduction

07:32-1:49:42 STAGE SELECT: What are some of your favorite character introductions?

1:49:53-3:08:12 CONSUMPTION JUNCTION: Twelve Minutes (full spoilers, skip to 2:09:34 if you really don’t want us to save you from playing a terrible game), Justin is still on his Sims bullshit, Guilty Gear Strive, Saints Row (2022), Halo, Gears of War 4, Julian’s back on his FF XIV bullshit

3:08:50-3:26:06 VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: Super Mario Odyssey vs Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

3:26:15-3:34:15 Outro

NEXT EPISODE:

STAGE SELECT: Ask us anything! You have three questions; make ‘em good!

VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: Tetris vs The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Our theme song “Relax” and interstitial tracks “To the Maxx” and “Moody Grooves” are written and performed by Megan McDuffee.