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This week: problematic TV of the '90s and early aughts, ice baseballs, and fresh margs in a pickle jar. 🥒.

Links:

• Mozzarella Sticks in Crocs
• Actually, “Friends” Is Terrible
• Cocktail in a Salsa Jar
• LG's smart fridge also makes crystal-clear ice for cocktails
• 'Untitled Goose Game' will unleash avian chaos on September 20th
• Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber: Mike Isaac: Amazon.com Books
• Why Uber Still Can’t Make a Profit - The New York Times
• Uber has a reputation problem - The Washington Post
• What You Need to Know About #DeleteUber - The New York Times
• Uber, Lyft, DoorDash Put $90 Million to Possible Ballot War - Bloomberg
• Daring Fireball: Going Pro
• Apple Watch sleep tracking revealed: sleep quality, battery, more - 9to5Mac
• Pacific Pineapple - 2 Towns Ciderhouse — < EXPLORE OUR OTHER VARIETIES
• 365 Everyday Value, Goat Cheese & Pesto Thin Crust Pizza, 11.95 oz, (Frozen): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food
• Nut Butter Filled Snack Bars - Made with Almond Butter and Peanut Butter | KIND Snacks
• Hello Weather