Bill is here by phone this week. Podcast recommendation: Crime Travels. We don’t know how to launder money, but we’ll figure it out. We need to come up with a family scam. The USA is like a carnival midway. Bill has another timely review - Pinocchio, the movie and the book. Mary is the Queen of Rant and Rave. Mary had a call with a very serious King County employee. We falsely accuse Mary of saying fustrating. Jaw and Toe update from Bill. Mary has a story about a cat. Kelley’s Hint List! Measure rooms before buying a house to see if your furniture fits. Use an untreated mop on rubber tile floors. Umpire Pants Out!