Alan's singing when he's winning in car-football mashup Rocket League, while tanks are singing when they're winning in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. We use Jam With The Band to pummel a pop song so brutally that it can't even be recognised through its dental records. And we have a capella tunes in honour of the late, great Satoru Iwata. Plus: SPACE ARK.

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