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Episode 21: ‘Accounting Jobs That Don’t Require a CPA,’ with Special Guest Matt Halversen


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Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need.

 

 




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Trumped up

  • Carson the Trump whisperer
  • Cruz’s rodent fetish
  • #WhiteGenocide for Trump
  • Poll: Who wants to punch Trump?
  • Headline of the week

    • A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush
    • Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you
    • Stupid shit my friends post

      • Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly)
      • Is this a thing?

        • Meet the green lady
        • Poorly summarized news

          • Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002
          • Eye candy

            • Sea organ
            • Timber megaphones
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