This week the chums are shocked blind by incredible revelations about John's dad. Click here to be shocked! Be sure to wear a girdle to keep your sides unsplit, too. Also: Jade fails to find a dog, we meet someone who definitely isn't a character from both a better comic and a better intermission, and that's it. There is no third thing that happens this week. Next week doesn't look good either. Plus, the chums find themselves drawn once again to the brackish waters of mspa fan-ventures. Thanks reddit.

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