September is National Suicide Prevention Awareness Month so we kick off Episode 21 with a heartbreaking and heartwarming story by UCB teacher and Los Angeles comedian Julie Brister (Twitter: @bristahsouljah). You can find the article in its entirety here: https://medium.com/@bristahsouljah/laurie-cbc634aaf8d9.

We also read some feedback from a listener who confirms that we are actually helping people!!! This leads to Dana saying nice things to Alison and Alison freaks out.

During our Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we talk about money…and how mother fucking dumb it is. But as always, we have a solution:

https://www.iwillteachyoutoberich.com/. We then meet yet another spouse who asks her partner for an open relationship, STOP DOING THAT! We read her question and try to get to the crux of the problem.

Afterwards Dana regales us with an Absolute Yourst wherein she inappropriately touches a stranger and gets something off her chest. After all the malarkey, we are forced to once again apologize to Dana’s grandma, Neva. SORRY, NEVA!

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255