This week, Dietrich finally gets his vengeance for the gnarled sexual awakening of Itchy by introducing the supernatural refractory period of an octogenarian Ferengi head of state. Cate looks on in existential horror as the pair debate the need for soundproofing the holosuites, the practicality of door to door autopsies, and whether or not Paramount is missing a tremendous opportunity by not selling dessicated corpse blind boxes. In addition, the A and B plots are so far apart they can't see each other without a telescope, Sisko gets parenting advice from every person to hove into his field of vision, and our greatest achievement is realized when Jake Sisko no longer is sleeping on the floor.

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