Self-described investigative researcher Max Azzarello lit himself on fire on April 20th outside a Manhattan courthouse where jury selection was taking place in the criminal trial of Donald Trump. On the same day, Azzarello published a manifesto warning of a forthcoming "apocalyptic fascist world coup.” We discuss his various theories, learn about his assault on Bill Clinton's autograph, and demonstrate we know nothing about Bitcoin. Send comments and critiques to [email protected].