Michael reveals that he hates Paris! Karla lists off some of her favorite #80sMovieMenus! To celebrate the birthday of America, we discuss Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre from Philadelphia! We get a look at Katherine’s drunken Amazon shopping list! We receive a postcard about flaky people and talk about America being drunk and invading places! Then Michael ruins Karla’s whole perception of the Moon landing! We debut another new segment, Drunks In History! This week’s Drunks include Buzz Aldrin and the Founding Fathers (Michael’s reference article about drinking Founding Father’s goo.gl/GvZ6VL)!