It turns out that there are still some people I know who haven't seen the Big Cow, even if they're not 100% sure that that's the case. One of those people was Liz Kelly, the very special guest on this episode; so you can here her joy at getting to witness the Big Cow for the first time. Truly magical.

Talking points include: a mis-scaled disguise; tall people seeing the tops of fridges, again; "You're tall!"; a god amongst men, a god amongst cows; Cow vogue; a good cowboy voice; mistakes in pronunciation; the quickest decision to worship; the coincidental timing of Hugh Grants retirement and the royal wedding; and some standard white man credit claiming.