Flâneur Watches (Time keeps on slippin’ but a good watch is the bomb.)

Estate map of the Dollhouse on Shakedown Street (Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home)

Monty Hall Problem (Andrew’s incitement of a Reddit war)

Burglar Bars (Kinda stylish)

You’re a Tree (Parenting role model of the week: Don’t bite the crazy bait!)

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition (“We’re always quick to forget just how weird things are.”)

Rafiki broke her foot! (Send get-well emails to [email protected])

You Don’t Need Therapy; You Need Life Alert (The shower might be the death of Mrs. Filholm)