What Wasted Content would sound like if it was hosted by women, the origin of limeys, Ballast Point goes independent (again?), Ozymandias is a terrible gift-giver, Anthropos's monument of failure, Hometowne Buffet is aight, Fuck all Christmas trees, Mariah Carey white but got that blackass, Ozymandias got that Hank Hill ass, we ponder at how universal shit jokes are, thing we have never done, not even once.