In this episode of World's Greatest American we are joined by Nicholas Bradsher, Kaylee Sciacca, and Billy Hay to determine who is the world's greatest American. We ask the serious questions such as, Who would you rather control the Spotify on a long road trip? Who is more likely to win Survivor? Who would you rather have protect you from terrorists in Nakatomi Plaza? Who is more likely to be a fun, yet irresponsible parent? Who is more likely to be a babysitter for a satanic cult and end up being the vessel to bring Satan to Earth? Who would be more likely to defend an ugly Christmas tree? And many, many more!