With Mike Tyson in attendance, the road to WrestleMania XIV starts in San Jose, California. Vader takes Luna for a ride in his fight against TAFKA Goldust. The Minis put on their least interesting match to date. Criminology major the Rock puts his “planting the evidence” lessons to work against Ken Shamrock. Road Dogg’s hair extensions and Animal’s…Animal-ness play a game of who’s more crazy. The 3 faces of Foley and the breakdown of the Nation, are the big story lines in Austin’s back to back Rumble victory. And it’s a hot time for the Undertaker in a casket match with Shawn Michaels.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne

Winner of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s truck Mildred Bowers