Have you ever wondered "what is a starch anyway? Is a dog starch? What's a starch fart? Your spud-talkin' buds turn to Urban Dictionary and take you in a tour-de-force of fight culture, bear culture, and weed culture. Unqualified health advice is liberally doled out, along with the nutrition facts of human semen. Sit back and enjoy the roller coaster. Stay starchy my friends.