When the evil Shredder attacks- Those dweeby boys don't cut 'em no slack! Paul, Steve, and Omar relive their childhood and read the Mirage Studios classic featuring your favorite pizza eating party dudes, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Tune in as the dweebs discuss whether all amphibians are reptiles, transhumanism, and if the turtles are in fact a secret ninja assassin sleeper cell.