In this week's episode, of course Brian celebrates Spieth's first win in over four years, much to the chagrin of Dave. After basking in that victory, Brian and Doug hear all about Dave's excuses for losing to Todd this weekend, and Doug thinks he's figured out the cheat code for how to play golf when his newborn arrives.

We also discuss the Augusta National Women's Amateur, and runner-up Emilia Magliaccio's decision to not pursue professional golf, despite her numerous amateur awards, in favor of becoming a writer.

Finally Dave breaks down his spring break trip to Gatlinburg with the family, and Brian explains why his kids are the worst fighters of all time.