Want to know our next viral food challenge?  Eat the all you can eat riblets platter from Applebees.  This week, jack ass turkeys wanna peck your face off.  A Beyond Meat executive wants to bite your face off.  A Vancouver real estate agent wants to shit your face off, but to assert dominance.  The FDA is worried you're going to melt your face off by cooking your chicken in NyQuil.  Finally, snails leave their trails at the Dusseldorf Airport.  Welcome back to The Hour!