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 In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Cheap Date Chris. Together they discuss Matt's COVID adventures, Malcolm McDowell's nude scenes, Government issued children, and Jesse Ventura's Fantasy Adventures. Weird News including a unique San Fransisco monolith, Dancing robots, KFC's diversifying digital move, The biggest lady parts you've ever seen, and a disturbing Liam Neeson discovery.

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you're looking for a photograph, I don't have a camera on me, but what I do have is a very inconvenient skill, a skill I have developed all my life that makes me a nightmare for impromptu photos. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look at you, I will not stand next to you. But if you don't, I will look at you, I will stand next to you, and I will take a picture with you.