Making this episode left a bad taste in our mouths, but don’t worry, we don’t have flavored audio.  This week, turn your granny into plant food in three easy steps!  Parents lose it at a Chuck E Cheese, but that would bring us to violence too.  Pediatricians want you to stop making the lice kids feel bad about the colony of bugs on their heads.  A reporter uses a condom to keep their mic dry, but with all that wind she should have got a ribbed one for the grip, and for her pleasure.  Finally, a company in Lithuania is making chips that taste like a vagina.  Sure, let’s trust the country that makes beetroot stew and herring. Wanna know the worst halloween candy? Well we found it, so get a bag and welcome back to The Hour!