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In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Youth of the Nation Chris. Together they discuss Hallmarks solemn promise to not let a single person hear dialogue or die in silence, the end of an era, and who knows what else. Weird News including two 100 pound lions go missing, A Canadian man does a 25 hour drum solo, A dead woman begs to be brought back to life... and the greatly anticipated ORIFICE REPORT 2020!!!

Remember kids, there's only a small chance your mailman will know you had sex toys shipped to your house, but the ER doctor will definitely know that you are a repeat patient with a large collection of mason jars that keep getting "mistakenly" left on your chair. 

It's not that bad. 

Sex toys that is, the ER is bad.