It’s a holiday weekend full of tradition, but not full of booze.  This week, a moose tracks himself into someone’s house, and has to get carried out.  50 Cent insists he has had no inflation where it really matters.  People in Quebec have trouble with cows who keep trying to break away from them.  Americans are morons, as per usual.  And finally, how do you get kicked out of the sausage party?  Apparently it’s going to too many sausage parties.  You won’t have to reheat this week’s episode, but you can grab your leftovers and welcome back to The Hour!