Andy and Mike find themselves all by their lonesome and fill the chasm with sexy dirty talk and absolute absurdity, disguised as a podcast.  We attempt to discuss the 1-0 loss to Koln and the 1-0 win over Burnley (meaning we won the 2-legged tie on away goals). We discuss the “performance” of Iwobi and if he is good enough for the #10 role. (No, no he isn’t). Talk of poor Dortmund and their shit week and football bigamy. Lot’s of user questions and can a pregnant woman win a Bag of Dicks?  Tune in to find out!