Listeners, we have failed you. Today, for the first time in recorded human history, an episode of the podcast Being Jim Daivs was released late. We sincerely apologize for this unforgivable lapse. There is nothing we can say to repair the damage we have done. We do not ask your forgiveness, as we do not deserve your forgiveness. DO NOT FORGIVE US, okay?

Your hosts for today's episode were Christopher Winter and Jonathan Gibson.

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