We're slashing puns in half! Come with us to the Mexican desert, and the Manitoban backwoods for some grisly monster action.

Michael Parks graces us with his presence in both films this week, and by grace, I mean steamrolls. Vampires, amputees, Supersoakers, Cheech Marin clones, this mashup's got it all.

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Time to tusk up!