This week, we start with a brief (but necessary) call-out of Snoop Dogg’s homophobic comment: not cool, not funny, and we have feelings. Tori wants everyone to know she didn't steal the Labubu’s. Then we find out we’ve been mispronouncing Denzel Washington’s name our whole lives (??), and now nothing feels real.

From there, we go on a wild ride with Netflix’s "Unknown Number", try to recover, and then immediately derail again because YEP Tori called the Taylor + Travis engagement WEEKS ago and she is not letting us forget it.

Finally, we dive back into Quicksilver with many theories, all the steam, and so many unhinged thoughts. This book owns us now.