On this episode of Games Witticism, we being with the revelation that I have never seen a single episode of Seinfeld. Luke takes it upon himself to educate me. Once I've finally been schooled, we move on to Dragon Age: Inquisition, Fantasy Life, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, and A Sailor's Dream. We also take a moment to regale you with the stories of how each of us broke our first game consoles when we were stupid children.