"Licks and moans may quake my bones, but dames with dicks excite me!!!"  HaHAA!  There are so fucking many fetishes, it's hard to keep track.  We all know about S&M, choking and shit of that nature.  You know, the more popular shit.  But what about the dirty little kinks that nobody speaks about?  We're talking feet fuckers, body part munchers, mannequin molesters, dung stompers and then some...  There is no shortage of abnormal fixations for your little heart to desire or get off on.  If you can think it, it shall be.  Best believe there is someone out there making it rain golden showers in the name of R. Kelly.  So grab a seat, sit back and get ready to discover some new possibilities for your love life.  And if you're driving that beautiful hot rod, park it somewhere safe (or not) while you listen and pleasure yourself with edible cock-resembling veggies....  WHAT?!  It's no secret you fuck that cucumber on the regular...  Frankly, you're not alone...