The WWF heads to…well…Texas, in this mouthful of a name pay per view. Marc Mero shows a deeper allegiance to Marilyndust and Luna than his wife. Pantera looks like he made his costume himself 20 minutes before his light heavyweight championship match against Take Michinoku. Do not watch the Quebeccers vs. the Godwinns. Luckily, it’s followed by…oh god, Justin Bradsahw vs. Jeff Jarrett. Ahmed Johnson and the Rock are on opposite ends of the spectrum in a hodgepodge of wrestlers vs. the Nation of Domination. Vader gives us one more dope as he is cast into jobber hell by the powers that be in WWF. And Steve Austin and friends take on Triple H, The New Age Outlaws and *checks notes* Savio Vega?

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne