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Episode 22 : Shit Happens.
“G’day legends, Buzz here with another kidney-fuelled yarn. And today we’re going straight to the bottom of the barrel… literally.
So, the nurses handed me this thing called the Bristol Stool Chart. Yeah, you can’t make this stuff up. It’s basically a grading system for your turds — turns out even your poo needs a performance review these days.
Now when you’re on PD, keeping the plumbing moving is critical. And according to the chart, the gold medal stool is a nice, smooth sausage — Type 4. That’s the Michael Jordan of bowel movements. The GOAT.
Anything else and you’re in trouble:
• Type 1? Rabbit droppings. Mate, you’re not a bunny. Eat a pear.
• Type 7? Brown tsunami. You’re not winning medals, you’re evacuating a disaster zone.
• Type 6? That’s the curry-and-beer special. You know the one.
Here’s the lesson: shit happens.
Literally. But in life too. Some days you’re dropping gold medal sausages, other days it’s chaos. The trick is to laugh, flush, and keep moving.
So if you’re stuck, stressed, or struggling — remember: it’s all part of the cycle. Some days are messy, some are hard to pass, but eventually, you hit that smooth stride.
This is Buzz with Kidney Capers — reminding you that health isn’t about being perfect… it’s about rolling with the punches. Or in this case… the plops. 💩🤣
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By mattwhoisyourhero“G’day legends, Buzz here with another kidney-fuelled yarn. And today we’re going straight to the bottom of the barrel… literally.
So, the nurses handed me this thing called the Bristol Stool Chart. Yeah, you can’t make this stuff up. It’s basically a grading system for your turds — turns out even your poo needs a performance review these days.
Now when you’re on PD, keeping the plumbing moving is critical. And according to the chart, the gold medal stool is a nice, smooth sausage — Type 4. That’s the Michael Jordan of bowel movements. The GOAT.
Anything else and you’re in trouble:
• Type 1? Rabbit droppings. Mate, you’re not a bunny. Eat a pear.
• Type 7? Brown tsunami. You’re not winning medals, you’re evacuating a disaster zone.
• Type 6? That’s the curry-and-beer special. You know the one.
Here’s the lesson: shit happens.
Literally. But in life too. Some days you’re dropping gold medal sausages, other days it’s chaos. The trick is to laugh, flush, and keep moving.
So if you’re stuck, stressed, or struggling — remember: it’s all part of the cycle. Some days are messy, some are hard to pass, but eventually, you hit that smooth stride.
This is Buzz with Kidney Capers — reminding you that health isn’t about being perfect… it’s about rolling with the punches. Or in this case… the plops. 💩🤣