This week, Bryan's yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Then, Monstark's tales from the video rental store! Also, our tips for which shitty pizza chain you should frequent if you're "woke." Finally, a long psychotherapy session. The first 20 minutes of audio isn't totally perfect (it's fine), but the other 3 hours are juuuuust great, don't you worry. This week's music is "Shrunk" from Aesop Rock's album "The Impossible Kid."