Sometimes you have choose between inherently evil and stupid organizations. Sometimes it's this week. The Greek System at U.S. Universities is known for just about every kind of baked-in racism, sexism, and classism; the John Birch Society is known for being a paranoid anti-Communist horse shit factory of the type that was generally laughed out of town back before we entered the stupidest timeline ever. Come find out which is worse!

Humorous Reference Materials

Chad Mitchell Trio: "The John Birch Society"

Bob Dylan: "John Birch Paranoid Blues"