Wherein your hosts talk about the new school year and how they balance work and real life, how art is not a meritocracy, why kelsey is (not) ashamed of watching 16 episodes of Timeless in 4 days, Megan's ambition to be the #2 Twitter search result for Aaron Judge (without being too thirsty), why they're looking forward to season 3 of Outlander (it's not just the sex), and whether or not they'd kill Ned Flanders.