When was the last time you had a Fig Newton? This week, the woke liberals want the police to kill you with robots!  Buddhist monks are high on meth, and none of them are from Florida!  Bats may secretly be death metal singers.  A monopoly game turns violent!  Finally, a lady sues Kraft because she had to stir her mac and cheese.  We’re all a little bit chicken wing here, so welcome back to The Hour!