Folks, we had to fight my internet to bring you this one. And what did we fight to bring you? Why, an absolute bounty! We are entering spooky season and we are feeling it which means, among other things, we are talking about: Halloween Horror Nights, haunted space Titanics, fucked up zones, comedians meeting monsters, how Victor Frankenstein has always sucked, and a couple Very Loose adaptations of Poe. Plus, we are also talking 2016's Cell! Did we have to be on a(n internet) phone to do it?? You know it! Don't answer your phone with us as we chat about apocalyptic walking journies, people making very fast assumptions, zombies that are "like birds"(???), and having sex dreams about the President of the Internet (apparently).