In this episode, Ted and Andy close out Emergency Preparedness Month by doing the important work of correlating each of the Emergencies listed on the American Red Cross website with a corresponding song.  See?  Important work!  Along the way, they introduce Jersey Corn, continue their "Van Halen" beef, and pledge to "not do terrorism".

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Ted - Jim Breuer - ACDC Hokey Pokey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SggV-XFKQ1w&ab_channel=helpdeskbastards

Andy - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over the Rainbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k&ab_channel=MountainAppleCompanyInc