As counter to the earnest bleakness of last week's episode, we present you with something slightly more light-hearted: us talking about Dark Shadows!

And obviously we are physically unable to stay on script (lol, as if we ever had a script), so we also get into how we are counter-counter culture, Nev from Catfish, a call for a Daily Star sponsorship.the return of the Euro Sex Championship, aesthetics, and Rooney's randy doctor!

TLDR: we plumb new depths this week.