Hello. Look, it's been a long day for both you and me, so let's get right to the point. It's a light episode, with a couple of death-defying tales, some animal stories, a discussion of ancient homosexuality, an interrogation, and our usual nonsense. It's fun, so stop reading and start breeding. (NOTE: Change this line before upload!!) This episode's mistakes include:

• Misnaming the great British actor 'Sir Ian McKennan'.

Wink at him across the gym, then like us on Facebook, follow us on Instagram, rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and send your questions to [email protected].