As we open the episode, boy, I hope you enjoy hearing about bad things because we have purposefully bad meta-ish fiction and baffling bad anthology film, and also a novella that isn't bad, but that description didn't fit my thesis. Then! It's time for the recent release It's A Wonderful Knife! Finally! Join us for inexplicable magic, discussion of height based entirely off of vibes, a bad-and-then-rancid town, and a lot of sincere love for Great Movie (TM), It's A Wonderful Life. Merry Christmas, Emporium!