Ahoy hoy you little trash pandas, we are back, and this time we are breaking down a favourite of ours. Theres sun, sex, fights and all the banter you could ever dream of! That's right, it's time for season 2 of Ex on the Beach UK!

Ex on the Beach has an array of contestants, some who are toxic, some who are shit-stirrers and others that just want to see how many people they can lure to the infamous canopy bed; if you know, you know!

Enjoy a few tangents along the way surrounding our love for the tv show Columbo and Coco's interesting...celebrity look-a-likes for certain contestants.

Enjoy!