We’re back on track with classic Blossom this week, as Nick brings his new girlfriend home to meet the Russo kids. Everyone has their own bizarre fantasies about what she will be like. Nick spends the episode driving in the rain, while Buzz continues to try and ruin his life.

This episode might also be the official beginning of the ’WHOA!’ catchphrase (that we’re fairly certain ruined Joey Lawrence’s career forever) We end up creating a catchphrase of our own, and try to find the reasoning behind the writers’ Joe Piscopo smear campaign.