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This Pizz'd up week, we watched Lenny Abrahamson's 2014 papier-mâché-headed Frank, Spike Lee's fattest joint to date Malcolm X, and Hiroshi Teshigahara's 1964 sandy psychological thriller Woman in the Dunes. Don't forget to chug 2 Grunkl Pizz beverages before Malcolm X. You'll need it!