Friends to enemies Jake Underwood recounts his days on the schoolyard and the gridiron with Chris Pratt.

He is longer welcome here.

Do not call.

"For a while, I tried to masquerade as somewhat of a hippie because I was under the impression that was the kind of guy girls would like. I was pretty unsuccessful because I liked the idea of camping more than actually camping. I did go to a Grateful Dead concert, but I was pretty bored." - Paul Rudd