Hey! Did you miss us? Don't answer that. Anyway, we're back and proud to present the 23rd episode of Travis & John on the Internet. It's where you can find crows stealing not only the show, but also the melons and frozen hot dogs out of your shopping cart in a Costco parking lot. Speaking of hot dogs, haven't you ever wondered what every step in the hot dog-making process is? Well, look no further, because we're here to help scrape your curiosity off the floor of a dirty warehouse and turn it into synthetically cased KNOWLEDGE. Last, we top (lolol) the already melted sundae that is this podcast with a cherry pit we call Missed Connections Theater.

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